HARD UP FOR CASH

it doesn't get crazier than this. vincent gallo, of the brown bunny blow job fame, is selling his sperm for $1 million. go here and scroll to the bottom for a detailed description of his merchandise. my favourite parts..."If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself", and "Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration".