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MORE REASON TO HATE JARED

we all know where i got these pictures from, but i don't care. i'm still trying to figure out which one annoys me more. help me out guys.

KINGSTON'S ROCK ROYALTY

he has no idea his dad was in a rock band that had his mom as the opening act. and that not long after, they tanked while she catapulted, and is still to this day. he also has no clue that i met his pops during my stalker stakeout of his hotel. and that we talked for like half an hour. and that i like made him laugh. and took a picture with him. and almost got my camcorder confiscated. but it's all good now.

LOLA'S DEPLETED NUTRIENTS

nice denise.

i'm sure lola appreciated the coke diet while pregnant. and here we were congratulating you on losing the post-preggars weight so quickly. go ahead, take another bump on the beach. we're not looking. not even at your protruding ribcage.

SUKUMA ZULU

not only does she have the most annoying voice on television, she has the most wretch ensemble i've seen in a looong time. she looks like a tribeswoman. anyone notice how nasty her skin used to be close up on the show? for sure they switched to airbrush foundation when HD became popular. 

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

syke! you totally thought from my title and picture that i was going to announce they got back together, but my post has nothing to do with that. i just miss them together. look how cute this picture is. anyways, i just wanted to give jt some props for his acting chops in alpha dog. what can't this guy do? sing, dance, me, act, me...

RAQUEL WELCH HAS GREAT WIGS

if this is what it's come to, i would shave my head and wear a wig. you know how when you're watching american idol and you think "don't these people have friends and family to tell them they sound like shit?". well doesn't brit to tell her to wake the fuck up? i get the whole my life's been hell ever since i fucked things up with jt thing. but girl, life's not over. LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING. go to the gym, stop getting bombed with losers, use your money wisely, spend time with your kids (anyone seen jayden ever?), get a stylist...damn she's got a lot of resolutions for 2007.

NEVER NEVE

where on earth did she go? i foresee a comeback...never. when you think about, she never did anything after PO5. and even then, all she did was pout and cry.

GO BACK TO BRITAIN

sporty spice, i mean lady sovereign, has tricked the world. for more details, please click here.

KATIE'S REBIRTH

i'm perplexed that no one has said anything about katie's recent baby hair. every photo since her wedding day has her sporting the craziest hairline ever. it got me thinking, was it always there and i hadn't noticed? nah, not possible. so, i did some surfing, qhich confirmed my observation that this is a new thing. so, it can't be baby hair then. which can only mean it was intentionally cut, or accidently burned.