LINDSAY HAS NO STANDARDS

even though i'm out of town, i had to post a picture of one of lindsay lohan's many conquests. this is american olympic snowboarder shaun white, not hermione. i've got it down to 2 reasons why she would even consider him, one not being his pizza face. it's either the redheads they have in common, or that she can practice being a lesbian with a female lookalike.