RANDOM NOTES ON THE OSCARS

• george clooney - teeth the colour of michelle williams dress
• it's hard out here for a pimp - the most ridiculous song and performance
• ben stiller - best part of the show
• dolly parton - cartoon character turned alive
• reese witherspoon - how fake can you get?
• lauren bacall - no need for jabs
• charlize theron - oscar turned her into a snot
• naomi watts - same colour hair, skin, and dress