KINGSTON'S ROCK ROYALTY

he has no idea his dad was in a rock band that had his mom as the opening act. and that not long after, they tanked while she catapulted, and is still to this day. he also has no clue that i met his pops during my stalker stakeout of his hotel. and that we talked for like half an hour. and that i like made him laugh. and took a picture with him. and almost got my camcorder confiscated. but it's all good now.

LOLA'S DEPLETED NUTRIENTS

nice denise.

i'm sure lola appreciated the coke diet while pregnant. and here we were congratulating you on losing the post-preggars weight so quickly. go ahead, take another bump on the beach. we're not looking. not even at your protruding ribcage.