PICASSO EAT YOUR HEART OUT

gotta hand it to galleryoftheabsurd.com for capturing this masterpiece.

TRYING TOO HARD

i don't even know what to write for this one. an example of what not to take from 80's fashion.

DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES

i know i've posted tor recently, but when i got a hold of this little ditty, i coudn't resist. do i even need to explain what i thought was going on in this picture?

SNIP SNIP

from one brutal hairstyle to the next. britney/courtney probably had enough of lynne spears nagging about her daughter's hair loss and just cut the entire rat's tail off.

I KNOW I'M #1, BUT WHAT ARE YOU?

i know i can be a bitch mk, but don't give me more reasons to be! it's really simple, if you don't want to be in the headlines, then get a stylist, wash your hair, date a shorter guy, and gain some weight. because when we see a bagillionaire that can't keep it together, then we have no choice but to attack.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE UNSURE

this is probably the worst attempt at looking sexy that i've ever seen. pasty, patchy, flabby, and sniffing his pit, blind date/american idol contestent constantine fails to deliver yet again.

SCOLLIOSIS SIMPSON

i'm sure this prompted many thoughts. mine was "can i get in that pose?" so i memorized the image, crept to my room, assumed the position, and ta dah! actually guys, it's a lot easier than i thought, and you don't even have to open your mouth.

BADGE OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION CONT...

make that a double-sided wallet pic.

BADGE OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION

i'm definitely going to make this wallet sized so everytime someone in denial refutes the gay rumours, i can just flash them this.

YOU HAD ME AT 4 YEARS OLD

you'll never guess who this eight is enough lookalike is...johnny limpdicki. talk about growth spurt. no wonder child star's crash and burn. if i was a talented cute actor that grew infront of the public, i'd hit the spoon myself.

ROMANTIC COMEDY GAL GIVES IN

you can't notice at first glance, but a closer examination and you'll see this cracked out b-lister had a little visit with mr. rhinoplasty.

ALL SIGNS POINT TO PREGS

i predicted it with brit, and i'm predicting it with jlo...loose clothes, weight gain, bigger tots, and dark hair can only mean one thing ;)

JOLIE IS FAIR GAME

aniston told Vanity Fair she did want babies with brad, and that starting a family wasn't the issue, "the issue was brad cheated" wait a minute, doesn't everyone have the angelina clause in their relationship?

MR. AND MRS. PARIS WHIBLEY

dang she looks good! loose waves definitely look better than the pin straight with a few flyaways mane. before she says "i do" in ajax, she must master the ability to get the image of him and paris bangin out of her head.