THE NOTEBOOK DOES TORONTO WITH CHERYL

here's an email from my friend cheryl to me. she spotted ryan and rachel xmas shopping in the bay/bloor area. if you know cheryl, then you know she would seize a celeb sighting opportunity in a heartbeat. which is exactly what she did...
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We talked about "the notebook" and I was a loser and said (I quote) "yeah, that's the most romantic movie of all time"! (ha ha ha ha...I'm still laughing). I don't think you want to know exactly what I said cuz its gonna devalue your pic of me chillin with em :o). She is redoing her house in the city (no, I did NOT ask where she lives)....he was pretty quiet...they were actually debating on whether to go into the gap (he was like No..she was like yes...I went with the no)...then they were going to go to holt's for some coffee....I recommended the choc chip muffins....they love the T.O...and were surprised that I said anything to them at all..they are just used to the stares...(can you believe that???)...anyways, he had this killer cool bag...I asked him where he got it...(its from Italy...from Rachel)...Iasked her what she thought of Mariahs dress at the movie awards...she just laughed (cuz that's what she has to do)...I asked him to propose to her already cuz she is so damn adorable...he laughed. I wished them a merry xmas..as did they to me..and that was it. I joked about how I was maybe caught on the cover of some magazine with them..if someone (paparrazi?) happened to be taking pics (ha ha ha..). Then I said"Rachel you mustve hated doing that interview with that Mulroney kid on Channel A..it was written all over your face"...and she said "no...but hes got weird hair.." ha ha ha...Did I mention he is cute?? He was wearing baggy diesel jeans...and some crazy cool grey/blue sheepskin jacket. She was wearing this turqoise jacket/blazer with a black scarf...didnt notice the rest..sorry...but thank god she is back to blond. Oh my god Tal!!! I do have a camera phone!!!! What a %$%?? Loser Iam!!!....just keep your eye out on the magazine stand (wink* wink*)

RITA WILSON OR TOM HANKS?

sometimes headlines are enough.

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP STACHE

while we're on the topic of lips, check out the upper lip on tyra. she must be growing it to wax. just head to the counter, grab some nair, wait 5 minutes and watch that shit come off. not that i know anything about mustache removal ;)

DUH

tell me that's a rhetorical question. i don't get the fascination with fish lips. i have non-existent lips and i can't see myself any other way. and i don't get why people think angelina's are sexy. they're way too big, too dry, and too rough.

FINGER LICKIN' BAD

sometimes, i hate it when i'm right. i'm not so twisted as to be happy when couples and marriages break up. but, you live and you learn. and the lesson learned here is, don't marry the biggest loser on earth. here's a clip from their wedding night that i'm sure you'll gag over. cos nothing's sexier than a dirty, smelly, freeloading, stoned, wannabe rapper licking your leg.

HARD UP FOR CASH

it doesn't get crazier than this. vincent gallo, of the brown bunny blow job fame, is selling his sperm for $1 million. go here and scroll to the bottom for a detailed description of his merchandise. my favourite parts..."If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself", and "Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration".

can you believe this is the same nicole richie? for the full effect of how wrong this really is, make sure to click for a larger view (not that it can get any larger). i'm gonna try a new feature on this site called "FREELANCE HEADLINER". the purpose is to see how my witty readers would caption the photo. so click on comments and show us what you would say if you were the freelance headline writer for celeb dish. beginning with this one. the best one will have their's featured.

BEST USE OF CLIPPERS

goes to show hair is everything y'all. that's the reason aniston's considered hot (ok, her body too), and that's the reason wentworth got the lead in prison break. there's no way he would've been cast with a pube head.