CANADIAN VJ CONSIDERED A CELEBRITY?

i was checking out a broad with a fendi bag the size of kansas, juicy jogging pants, and uggs at york mills station today. she turned around and i realized it was muchmusic vj leah miller. she was keeping her hair infront of her face to conceal her identity, but it was too late for my celeb spotting eyes. i kept trying to secretly see if she looked good in person, and i must admit she had great skin.

BRING BACK BRIT

i'll be away for the weekend visiting friends in MI. but i wanted to leave you with a pic that will make you really think about what's happened to our girl britney. i decided not to post an after picture because we all know too well what she's been looking like this past year. on a side note, her breast looks real doesn't it?

almost...

there we go!

nope...

EXERCISE SCHMEXERCISE

years of working out and that's how you end up? that's why i choose not to exercise (any excuse).

the 2nd time around with a touch of hollywood and lots of touches of bronzer.

the 1st time around.

HOW TO MAKE A CANDLE

that's sexy. just like slapping her ass and smacking her back like she's your frat brother.

2006 GOLDEN GLOBES

• gwenyth - it's anthony, with an "h"
• natalie portman - looked the best. why can't i pull off a pixie?
• mary louise parker - that'll show billy and claire
• steve carrell - best speech of the night
• charlize - hot, yet again
• joaquin - a shower and concealer wouldn't have hurt
• reese - you may have fooled others, but i know your marriage is a sham
• geena davis - stuck in the 90's
• dakota johnson - most uncomfortable miss. golden globe ever
• sandra oh - when you're that excited, you know you should've never won

MONEY CAN BUY ME LOVE

bill maher's up there with top 5 grossest guys (with the winner being marc anthony of course). i don't know if you know who his main squeeze is, but ever heard of the music video whore karrine steffans, also known in the industry as "Superhead"? she has a tell-all book out called "Confessions of a Video Vixen" in which she brags about banging rap stars and moguls for cash and trips. and now she's with maher and they're planning on writing a sex book together. excuse me while i mop the ralph off the floor.

HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM

if you wanna see how cracked out you can possibly be, here it is. i think she thinks if she wears a fur coat to a convenient store that it'll compensate for her blitzed eyes and wiggity whack hair. not quite my dear.

DEFINITELY IT'S MABELLINE

to fuel my obession with marc anthony, here's a picture of j.lo morphing into the ugliest guy i've seen. don't exactly want that j.lo glow now eh? what's up with hitting a certain age and not being able to leave the house without a little help from M.A.C.? it's nice to see that even jennifer's hit without makeup.

THE LIFE OF A CHILD STAR

i'm still reeling over this one. how could the future brad pitt (i mean, his name's brad and he even played a younger version of pitt), end up looking like this? i'll tell you how...heroin. coke's child's play to this guy. he probably laughs at young hollywood. he fricken was busted trying to buy heroin on l.a.'s skid row from a nark. forget "this is your brain on drugs", just show this before and after.

THE OSCAR CURSE CONTINUES

many of you hear me say that this site is not a "hot off the press" kinda site, more of a my opinion kind instead. but, sadly, i'm announcing the separation of hilary swank and chad lowe. maybe thanking everyone but your husband when winning an oscar was a sign afterall. or could it be the gap from A-list to D-list was just too large?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NICOLE AND ME

from the back she's not so bad. actually, nicole and i are the same weight and i don't hear anyone telling me i have an eating disorder. probably because my ribcage isn't showing and i still have a cute pair of tatas. i contribute her appearance to a healthy mix of coke and a breakup. what i can't explain is the sack of shit in her bikini bottoms.

COLUMBINE MANSON

not so scary now are you bitch?! without the costume, he looks just like one of his trenchcoat mafia fans.

MAKE ME INTO KRISTIN KREUK

i wanna dress up and get professional shots. it's not fair. why don't i have hairstylist and photographer (except jay) friends? i want thousand dollar outfits and ken pave hair. i want to lose my inhibitions from a persuasive photog. if you can do this for me, holla!