NOT EXACTLY A RUSSIAN BEAR

woohoo! miss canada, natalie glebova, was crowned miss universe last night beating out 4 latin americans (the usual winners)! russian glebova not only represents canada, but she gives a shout out to ryerson university in toronto where she studies I.T. (not the typical nerd). on a side note, miss u.s.a. won the most absurd walk category.

A NO BRAINER

they fooled us by calling it "america's next top model" when in reality it was all about covergirl. and if that's what they were looking for, they got it. but, lose the faux hawk naima, it got old day 2.

FINDING NEMO

poor lluvy. as if she doesn't know she looks like a fish, they had to go ahead and make her one.

IT'S...

it's...

AFRICAN...

african...

PORN.

porn.

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BLIND

beautiful isn't she? what you didn't know is she's blind too...she's engaged to co-star dominic monaghan (see ridicolous pic below). apparently, where hobbits lack in size, they make up for elsewhere.

BADASS ALERT

this lost (loser on series television) set himself up for scrutiny posing like a gangsta wit da fate posse. freddy krugger called...he said he'll swap his blades for your sweater.

REALITY BITES

ethan baby, why didn't you lie and tell us that you were "preparing for a role"? instead you told the truth and scared the living daylights out of everyone. if this is what happens when you cheat on your wife and can't win her back, then the world would be a more monogomous place.

OUCH!

i know the movie's called crazy/beautiful, but maybe they should've called it greasy/grannytits. why didn't the wardrobe stylist hook kirsten up with a bra for this film? i was chaffing just watching it.

I MEANT TO DO THAT

there are so many kinds of boobs, and these are the ones that have matching coloured nips. she must know it's out, she's looking right at it. "paris, do you think i'll make the cover this time?"

SAD FAD

gasp! have you closed your mouth yet? they apparently have. ok, maybe i can understand why nicole felt the need to shed a few (simple life season 1), but why oh why lindsay? guys would agree with me here when i say i miss her curves. now what are they gonna hold on to...a hip bone?

A CLOSER LOOK...

there (s)he is. makes you want to turn gay doesn't it girls? would you believe me if i told you this rob thomas lookalike was once homecoming queen?!

DON'T USE HER CELL!

maybe this is why katie holmes and chris klein broke up. but, if it isn't from chris, then process of elimination leaves tom cruise or his boyfriend as the culprit.

COUSINS ON CERVECAS

i'm back! here's a pic with my cousin debi mazar after a couple of drinks. since it's so easy to make fun of others, i think it's time i take a jab at my ecru stained snaggletooth. there, i did :)