LOTS OF PUSSYCAT DOLLS

i'm so embarassed by this pic, and this one, and especially this one, that i can't even post them. i didn't know it was humanely possible for hair to grow that much. does ashton know what he's getting into...literally?

OVEREXPOSED COUPLE

i'm so sick and tired of nicole richie and dj am (as if he's the only dj in hollywood) cavorting around town all lovey dovey. haven't they been engaged for like 5 years?

DON'T DO DRUGS

a fresh faced pre drug abused cameron diaz.

A SERIOUS CASE OF DOWNSIZING

this collage just doesn't add up to me. is there even a question as to how beautiful sienna miller is and to how not beautiful daisy wright is? talk about downgrading. sienna better not be pregnant, and better not take jude back. it's not like she's missing out on anything, other than flossing.

THE NEW FACE OF JORDACHE

a gorgeous shot of britanny murphy for the new jordache jeans campaign.

NOT EXACTLY TARADISE

another example of digital retouching by our folks at maxim. i would pay to spend one night partying with tara. from counting the lines of coke, to counting the number of falls, to counting the number of clothing slips, to counting...

BUSTED

for reals eva. i forgot my zit cream and the bump on my nose from pseudo surfing won't go away. i know i have greasy hair 24/7. duh? that's why i'm wearing a cap. anyways, i gotta go. trousersnake is coming and i have to get ready to jump on him and pda his ass. lates!

NOT ALL SKINNY GIRLS ARE HOT

is kimberly stewart taking the reigns from paris hilton for being famous for no reason and having a saggy ass?

STOP OR THEY'LL SHOOT!

i get what she's trying to do here. redirect attention from her gut to another part of her ever growing body.

GORILLAS IN THE MIST

what part of this picture is suppose to look sexy? is it the monkey position he's holding, or the bear in his arms? maybe it's the striped undies or the legs spread eagle. aren't photographers meant to give the subject direction? must've been an amateur.

BOZO COSMETICS

i don't know what's going on with this girl. she used to be so naturally pretty on newlyweds, then the makeup artist got jealous and turned her into a alien-eyed clown.

CAN I HAVE A PITT PREZTEL PLEASE?

too much freaky sex with brad can lead to lollipop syndrome. have i told you i suffer from this debilitating disease?

LION'S MANE LOHAN

should angelina be concerned?

DSQUARED LEAVING THE T-DOT

canadian twin designers, dsquared (dean and dan caten), spotted at toronto's pearson international airport coming out of a minivan. and how pathetic is that for a sighting?