BABYSHAMBLES IS SHAMBLES

i know this is shallow, but after seeing pete, i had to dump my boyfriend. i mean, he made me realize how i was selling myself short. why be with a good looking, clean, heterosexual guy when i could be with a fugly, drug riddled, bisexual one?

HILARY TITARY

don't ask me where i found this pic, but doesn't she resemble hilary duff with implants?

NICOLE RICHIE HAS NOTHING ON HIM

so ben affleck was a heavy gambler, drinker, tipper, etc. at least his ribcage didn't show.

sassafraz in yorkville was bumpin' on the first saturday of the festival.

oddly enough, i wasn't invited to this vip soiree.

elisha cuthbert and shawn ashmore (smallville, terry fox tv movie) during the Q & A session at the world premiere of their movie "the quiet" at the TIFF. great movie by the way.

zooey deschanel getting a peck from ed harris outside premier lounge (the club monaco @ bloor/avenue) during the toronto international film festival (TIFF). jason schwartzman from rushmore was standing by.

SCARY SPICE

remember when she was the "hot" spice girl? what the hell happened? her lips are bigger than her head and she's a sweaty mess. i just found out she was crowned "most pointless celebrity", and i couldn't agree more.

MARINE LAND

she's just plain out gross. the only one who didn't turn toothpick but should have. she looks like like a wet beast.

DUFF THE NEW MINOGUE

where oh where did my lizzie go? i can understand growing up, but the new veneers and dramatic weight loss is frightening. i used to praise her for not following the hollywood trend, but it was only a matter of time before they got her too.

MODEL TURNED ACTRESS TURNED MODEL

hands down the hottest actress of our time. and to think stephen jenkins of third eye one hit wonder blind got to shag her silly. definitely the highlight of his life.

LATIN LEECH LOVER

funny thing is, nothing was exaggerated for this sketch.