JODIE SWEETIN HAS THE FULLEST HOUSE

look at stephanie tanner ('s tit). i wonder what her and candace cameron think of the twin brats.

PETER PAN WILL NEVER BE IN STYLE

zoom in on the shoes will you. those are easily the ugliest shoes/potato sacks i've ever seen. ever since she cut her hair, her style factor's dwindled.

THE REAL REASON CABRERRA DIDN'T WORK OUT

sticking your tongue out in a picture is fine. so is doing the peace sign. but do them together and you're a muffdiver.

BETTER BEFORE THAN AFTER

holy shit. this collagen thing's getting a bit out of hand. i wonder what it feels like to kiss with your lips full of plastic beads.

PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH

if you've already got the reputation of a weirdo perv, why not live up to it? that peer brings me back to the jess/nick video shoot on newlyweds. anyone remember joe leering and saying "now that she's married, she can have sex til she turns blue!"? and why are we talking about our kids banging their brains out???

SLUTTING IT FROM THE EARLY DAYS

it's one thing to say you didn't sleep with someone, but it's another to say you've never met them. now you're really hiding something. here paris is blown out of her gore, but somehow not as much as sizemore.

AVRIL IS THE NEW OLD SIENNA

it was a gradual process. first, the hair was softened up with some loose curls. then came the more feminine wardrobe, and finally the makeup became polished and elegant. this girl has morphed into a gorgeous woman.

SAY "MORON"!

a pictures says a thousand words...and they're all "dumbass".

BLOSSOM UNBLOSSOMS

back in junior high i was unhappily compared to blossom russo. just because i have a schnoz does not mean i look like mayim bialik. isn't it crazy that we still remember her name? here's 2 more crazies...she got a PhD in neuroscience and just had a baby.

ASSUME THE POSITION

i don't believe the accusation of jessica doing coke. everything else i can see (excessive partying, cheating or open relationship, excessive spending habits), but i'm just not buying the drugs. if she wanted the relationship to work out, she should have practiced this pose more often.

BOOBS ON THE SIDE

whoa! she purposely didn't wear a bra and thought it looked good? not unless you're flat as a board and are wearing anything but a spandex/rayon blend is that okay.

IF DEMI CAN ROB THE CRADLE, SO CAN I

doesn't it totally look like i took this pic? here mr. willis is yet again macking on a young, hot broad. this time it's venezualen model aida, craig david's ex.

BECAUSE BRAD PITT IS SYNONOMOUS WITH TOYOTA

so you make millions in america, then you fly to japan for a day and make a 30 second spot for more millions. i so need to be famous.

OH WOMAN OH CRY

nice try. this is so embarassing. rastafarians are all turning over in their graves. on more embarassing news, i'm so excited for tonight's chance at redemption on SNL.

SKELETOR IN THE FLESH

i never thought he was hot on 21 jumpstreet, and as you can see, i don't think he's hot now. what the funk happened here? i'm at a loss. is it a combo of plastic surgery, age, and weight loss, or no plastic surgery, age, and weight loss?

GOOD LOOKIN' OUT SIENN

i love sienna (holla to the original fan: brenda koza). just when i was feeling like a 12 year old boy with my haircut, sienna comes along and soothes my worries.

ZOE TO THE RESCUE!

this falls under a new category i call b.r.z. - before rachel zoe. this is the real lindsay, when the outside matched the inside. then the execs told her to lose the party girl image, our they'll lose her. so her assistant set out on a search for hollywood's best stylist. in comes zoe, out goes wilmer valderama hanna barbera. in comes weight loss, out goes mommy and daddy's 18th birthday gift (o)(o). in comes retro fashion, out goes stripper chic.

CHEMICAL SPILL IN PARIS

yes, she has the best skin. but, now you see why. she's so addicted to exposure that she even poses looking like that.

I MUST, I MUST, I MUST PIN UP MY BUST

put the question to rest, jessica did not have implants. she just had a little help from mr. breastlift.

HOUSE OF WAX

i truly believe 75% of stars have had rhinoplasty. really good ones that go unnoticed...but not by me :)

HOT IN 1 SECOND

guys have so many broads to pick from in hollywood, but i feel that girls have slim pickens. paul walker is definitely one of them, even if he stars in the biggest cheesemeisters.

MILF TURNED MEOW

she was such a milf in naked gun, now she's part of the feline species. it's not like she's active in the business and has to maintain her youthful appearance.

HE SHOWERS!

i'm trying to remember which friend of mine thinks kevin's hot in a dirty kind of way. then i'm trying to remember why i'm friends with this person.

THE RIGHT STUFF

is it just me, or is rachel bilson one of the bigger hotties of television? it seems like she always goes unnoticed, or overshadowed by mischa barton. props to stuff for getting with the program.