LATERAL MOVE FOR MISCHA

he is as gross as it gets. she went from the prettiest boy to the dirtiest. at least brandon's money made up for his grease.

MULTIPLE SHIRTS OR DAILY LAUNDRY?

jayla needs to go just so i don't see that shirt anymore. but, my guess is she'll win cos they can't pick another black girl or tyra will be labeled racist. notice how they haven't shown her bitchy side lately?

MOST PHOTOGENIC GETS CANNED

sometimes i liked lisa, sometimes i couldn't stand her. in pictures, she rocked (minus the mugshot). but on camera, she looked like a cross-eyed vincent from beauty and the beast. how gay is the third pic?

RECOUNT THE BALLOTS

this picture is so annoying. what the hell is she trying to prove? and to be voted GQ's Woman of the Year is ridiculous. i didn't know crying and talking shit over a breakup wins you awards. marko, you're dumped. and oh ya, sonic called, he wants his look back. now i'm the Woman of the Year.

PARIS' LUMP

the point of this post is not to insult the designer's lack of talent, but to figure out what that piece of meat hanging behind her is.

FROM VAL TO VERSACE

now we know what val kilmer looks like with a fake tan.

REHAB'S A BITCH

pass the beer goggles, cos katie looks worse sober than shitfaced.