i bet no one predicted jordan catelano wearing silver crocs. this lame-o needs to drop the smeared blue eye makeup and buy a one-way ticket to mars.

name one thing right with this picture...exactly.

HEAT EXHAUSTION MY ASS

why would you get a bathing suit that makes you look like you're in your birthday suit? and why would you walk around in it with high heels at a pervert's (jeremy piven) birthday party? who cares. what matters is this beauty of a letter written by the head of production for her new movie. finally someone calls her out on it. take that dina!