most of you have heard the question asked all around the world..."what was britney thinking?". well, let me break it down for you...WT marries WT. don't be fooled by the hair and makeup, she's a hick from louisana who married a hick from california. the picture speaks for itself. that's kevin's ugly little bugger from his baby's momma. whom by the way was his girlfriend while dating britney. and look at poor little britney's attempt at giving a shit. now that's what i call a publicity stunt.

WHY?

• is Ellen still dancing?
• does Carmen Electra have no neck?
• is Dave Navarro's head bigger than his body?
• Tara Reid?
• do celebs promote at-home hair dye?
• does Lindsay Lohan take us as fools? (o)(o)

GUESS WHO...

olivia newton john is on the left, and fergie from black eyed peas is on the right...gotcha! try they're both fergie...the angel and devil versions that is. the THEN picture is her when she was in the band "wild orchid". anyone remember that pop band? the NOW is her after she's had her eyes, nose, and lips done by a plastic surgeon who's clearly out to get her.

ONCE A SHEEN, ALWAYS A SHEEN

i'm such a loser. it took me 1 hour, no joke, to figure out how to upload my picture to my profile. anyhoot, who wants to discuss the recent status of charlie sheen and denise richards? i do i do...what do you expect from a guy who admits to sleeping with over a thousand women? the boundaries of marriage were probably too tight for this fellow. another victim of hollywood.

OSCARS

i don't know why i even watch the oscars. 4 hours of the same 4 movies and actors being nominated. but, i ended up watching it again this year just to see who looks like shit, who looks good, who's had surge lately. to recap the 2005 ocars:

• hilary swank - great bod, man face
• the spaniard sisters penelope cruz and salma hayek - keep your mouth closed and you'll look beautiful
• beyonce - leave the ballads to celine
• jamie foxx - enough already
• halle berry - love the hair
• sean penn - love you, but relax
• charlize theron - can never go wrong
• renee zelwegger - is now asian
• johnny depp - when you're that hot, the only way to go is down
• kate winslet - gorgeous
• scarlett johansson - drop the i'm-a-sophisticated-actress act. you're just a 19 year old tramp that got it on with benicio del toro
• natalie portman - natural beauty
• annette bening - on the same path as melanie griffith
• gwenyth paltrow - the best she's ever looked, even though she's on the outs with mr. martin